How to Lose Friends & Alienate People— Full Cast

Simon Pegg

as Sidney Young

Rip Torn

as The Narrator

Kirsten Dunst

as Alison Olsen

Danny Huston

as Lawrence Maddox

Megan Fox

as Sophie Maes

Jeff Bridges

as Clayton Harding

Gillian Anderson

as Eleanor Johnson

Max Minghella

as Vincent Lepak

Jefferson Mays

as Bill Nathanson

Bill Paterson

as Richard Young

Miriam Margolyes

as Mrs. Kowalski

Kelan Pannell

as Young Sidney

Janette Scott

as Sidney's Mother

Kelly Jo Charge

as Apollo Awards Presenter

Christian Maier Smith

as Apollo Awards Guest

Katherine Parkinson

as PR Woman