Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. Season 3

196630 Episodes
E1

Lies, Lies, Lies

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14 Sept 1966

Gomer tries to convince his friends that a movie star has invited them all to a barbecue at her house.

E2

Crazy Legs Gomer

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21 Sept 1966

Carter plans to use Gomer to win the inter-squad competition.

E3

Gomer the Carrier

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28 Sept 1966

Gomer and Carter are the only ones who don't come down with German measles.

E4

Caution: Low Overhead

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5 Oct 1966

Sgt. Carter sets out to expose a fraud by proving to Gomer that the man who sold him a cheap watch is a crook.

E5

Show Me The Way to Go Home

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12 Oct 1966

Gomer is accused by a drunk's wife of turning her husband into an alcoholic.

E6

How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying

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19 Oct 1966

Carter sabotages Gomer's garden by putting vodka in his prize watermelon.

E7

Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space

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26 Oct 1966

Carter sends Gomer to a psychiatrist when he claims he has seen men from outer space.

E8

The Borrowed Car

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2 Nov 1966

Gomer is arrested after wrecking Sgt. Carter's car.

E9

Gomer Pyle, Super Chef

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9 Nov 1966

Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook a meal.

E10

Marry Me, Marry Me

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16 Nov 1966

Gomer dates a girl with similar interests, then discovers that she considers them engaged after the first date.

E11

Cold Nose, Warm Heart

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23 Nov 1966

Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy only to find himself competing with it for her affections.

E12

Follow That Car

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30 Nov 1966

Gomer and Carter are captured by smugglers.

E13

It Takes Two to Tangle

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14 Dec 1966

Sgt. Carter learns Bunny was seen with another man.

E14

Whither the Weather

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21 Dec 1966

Gomer can predict the weather better than the weather bureau.

E15

Love's Old Sweet Song

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28 Dec 1966

A songstress applauds Gomer's song with a kiss.

E16

Gomer the Recruiter

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4 Jan 1967

Gomer unwittingly signs up a fugitive bank robber as a new recruit.

E17

The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle

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11 Jan 1967

Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach; then tries to meet the beauties Gomer appeared with in a magazine.

E18

Go Blow Your Horn

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18 Jan 1967

Carter tries to transfer Gomer to the Marine band.

E19

You Bet Your Won Ton

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25 Jan 1967

Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, not knowing it is a front for a gambling operation.

E20

Sue The Pants Off 'Em

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1 Feb 1967

Two shyster lawyers try to get Gomer and Carter to file a false damage suit after a near miss from an automobile.

E21

Gomer the Card Shark

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8 Feb 1967

Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card cheat.

E22

To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist

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15 Feb 1967

Sgt. Carter attempts to keep Gomer from re-enlisting.

E23

Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again

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22 Feb 1967

The Marine's favorite nightclub singer returns: Lou-Ann Poovie, who looks like a dream and sings like a nightmare. Sgt. Carter fights for her favors with two rivals -- Gomer and Duke.

E24

Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend

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1 Mar 1967

Gomer's love for Welsh rarebit causes him to sleepwalk -- and to tell off Carter.

E25

Sing a Song of Papa

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8 Mar 1967

A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night.

E26

Where There's a Will

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15 Mar 1967

Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump.

E27

Lost, the Colonel's Daughter

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22 Mar 1967

Gomer loses the colonel's daughter at a go-go club, then tracks her to a beatnik den.

E28

The Crow Ganef

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29 Mar 1967

Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief, plundering everyone -- and stashing the loot in Gomer's locker.

E29

One of Our Shells is Missing

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5 Apr 1967

Carter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell which the private lost during practice.

E30

Lou Ann Poovie Sings No More

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12 Apr 1967

When Lou-Ann is about to be fired from her job as a nightclub singer, Gomer finds her a job as a salesgirl.