

The Onion Movie
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Cast

Len Cariou
Norm Archer

Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs

Ken Takemoto
Sensei

Don McManus
Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef

Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Where to Watch
Frequently Asked Questions
What is The Onion Movie about?
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie tra…
Where can I watch The Onion Movie online?
The Onion Movie is currently available to stream on Amazon Prime Video.
When was The Onion Movie released?
The Onion Movie was released in 2008.
Who are the main cast of The Onion Movie?
The main cast of The Onion Movie includes Len Cariou, Steven Seagal, Larissa Laskin, Ken Takemoto, Don McManus.
What is the runtime of The Onion Movie?
The Onion Movie has a runtime of 1 hour 30 minutes.
What language is The Onion Movie in?
The Onion Movie is originally in English.
What genre is The Onion Movie?
The Onion Movie is a Comedy film.