The Onion Movie— Full Cast

Len Cariou

as Norm Archer

Steven Seagal

as Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin

as Dana Dobbs

Ken Takemoto

as Sensei

Don McManus

as Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton

as Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed

as Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher

as White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim

as Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter

as Cooking Show Chef

Jed Rees

as Wizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerfield

as Rodney Dangerfield

Ahmed B. Badran

as Peruvian

Brian Powell

as Typical Neighbor Husband

Scott Klace

as Kip Kendall